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Aug. 27th, 2007 04:15 pmFive AMAZING Mary Sue SPECTACULAR Qualities About Me That You Should All Envy.
1. I can tame dragons with the beauty of my voice. Just bring me a dragon and I will prove it.
2. My eyes change colour with my emotions - people can tell I've been crying because my eyes are pure blue! (the tears themselves also tend to give it away)
3. I am the best interpretive dancer that ever lived.
4. I have a Title. Rosie of the White Ankles. I share it with a character from The Illiad, mine are much better.
5. I give birth to unicorns.
1. I can tame dragons with the beauty of my voice. Just bring me a dragon and I will prove it.
2. My eyes change colour with my emotions - people can tell I've been crying because my eyes are pure blue! (the tears themselves also tend to give it away)
3. I am the best interpretive dancer that ever lived.
4. I have a Title. Rosie of the White Ankles. I share it with a character from The Illiad, mine are much better.
5. I give birth to unicorns.