Nooooo, you would never use sarcasm! And neither would I. I spit on sarcasm!

Yes, horrible but wonderful! They're bringin' back the angst BIG TIME and that at least shows that they're wanting to make us invest ourselves back in the relationship, right? Or something? I don't know. I'm listening to a sad song and it's making me cry practically. HEEE! How funny was Nigel's wig? Oh, CJ... how I've missed you!

Hmm, doubtful. My driving is suspect.