Oh, I'm so glad I didn't come off as weird and unfeeling because I wasn't all proper because I NEVER know what to say that "expected" and some people think I'm being glib but I'm not! I'm just saying what would make me feel better, if you know what I mean. You're my favourite Twinness in the entire universe of Twinnesses (not that there are any others, of course).

Too late. Already started on my little sorry present. Don't get excited though, 'cause it's craptastic, but I had to do SOMETHING!